The Yogi and the Pizza
The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.”
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.
The proprietor pocketed the bill.
The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?”
The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”
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I have to remember that one!
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Pizza will never be the same … or expecting change 😉
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Reblogged this on At the Table, On my Plate and commented:
Wonderful pun on truth….thanks Val😀
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Wonderful …thanks Val….have a beautiful day creating your way💖
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Thank you for the re-blog! I hope you are having a wonderful day with or without pizza 💛
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Love it, Val! 🙂
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Me too Jill! Me too 🍕
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I have salad for lunch. I wish I hadn’t read this post first…. now I want pizza.
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Its good for the soul!
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Ha! Loved it Val. It is very true 🙂
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Isn’t though Karen! Glad you enjoyed it. 😊
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Great punch line!
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Glad you liked it Nancy . You are a hard act to follow you know 😉
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Hahahaha!!! I didn’t see that coming. The one with everything, yes, but not the change part. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂
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Glad you got a chuckle Mary!
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Thanks for the smile.
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Oh Boy. I relate to this!
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Pizza will never be the same again!
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Thanks Val – just off retreat and looking for pizza!
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Perfect Ian! Hope you find the right one for you 😊
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hopefully the zen master
doesn’t send him
to nirvana 🙂
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I imagine they have pineapple toppings there .. right?
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goes without
saying, Val 🙂
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hahahaha good one Val, didn’t see it coming! ❤
Diana xo
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heeheheeheee. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Glad you got a chuckle Tree! 😃
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😀
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😀 hehehehehe.
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And now I’m craving pizza… LOL!
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The Yogi should have known … 🙂
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Perhaps when he enjoys one with everything he will know! Thanks Carol ☺️
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I first heard it like this: What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” I think your version is more delicious.
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I’m more of a pizza than a hot dog fan too Ann!
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Made me smile Val. I want pizza now.
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I don’t blame you … I’ve been thinking about pizza all week with this one, Kate! 😳
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A really good one to sleep on 😀
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Hope you had a one-derful night! xo
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