pizza with everything

The Yogi and the Pizza

The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.”

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill.

The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?”

The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”

😊

About Val Boyko

Val Boyko is originally from Scotland and came to the United States over 25 years ago. At "Find Your Middle Ground" Val brings together her experience as a life coach, yoga teacher and mentor, to inspire awakening to the light and inspiration within us all. This blog is a place of exploration and discovery as we all explore finding harmony and peace, in the highs and lows of life 💛

39 comments on “* One with Everything

  1. I have to remember that one!

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  2. soulspeak2013

    Reblogged this on At the Table, On my Plate and commented:
    Wonderful pun on truth….thanks Val😀

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  3. soulspeak2013

    Wonderful …thanks Val….have a beautiful day creating your way💖

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  4. I have salad for lunch. I wish I hadn’t read this post first…. now I want pizza.

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  5. Ha! Loved it Val. It is very true 🙂

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  6. Great punch line!

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  7. Walking My Path: Mindful Wanderings in Nature

    Hahahaha!!! I didn’t see that coming. The one with everything, yes, but not the change part. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂

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  8. Thanks for the smile.

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  9. Oh Boy. I relate to this!

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  10. Thanks Val – just off retreat and looking for pizza!

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  11. hopefully the zen master
    doesn’t send him
    to nirvana 🙂

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  12. hahahaha good one Val, didn’t see it coming! ❤
    Diana xo

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  13. In the Stillness of Willow Hill

    heeheheeheee. Thanks for the chuckle.

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  14. Carol Ferenc

    The Yogi should have known … 🙂

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  15. I first heard it like this: What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” I think your version is more delicious.

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  16. Made me smile Val. I want pizza now.

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  17. A really good one to sleep on 😀

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