pizza with everything

The Yogi and the Pizza

The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.”

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill.

The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?”

The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”


About Val Boyko

Val Boyko is originally from Scotland and came to the United States over 25 years ago. At "Find Your Middle Ground" Val brings together her experience as a life coach, yoga teacher and mentor, to inspire awakening to the light and inspiration within us all. This blog is a place of exploration and discovery as we all explore finding harmony and peace, in the highs and lows of life 💛

39 comments on “* One with Everything

  1. I have to remember that one!

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  2. soulspeak2013

    Reblogged this on At the Table, On my Plate and commented:
    Wonderful pun on truth….thanks Val😀


  3. soulspeak2013

    Wonderful …thanks Val….have a beautiful day creating your way💖

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  4. I have salad for lunch. I wish I hadn’t read this post first…. now I want pizza.

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  5. Ha! Loved it Val. It is very true 🙂

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  6. Great punch line!

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  7. Walking My Path: Mindful Wanderings in Nature

    Hahahaha!!! I didn’t see that coming. The one with everything, yes, but not the change part. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂

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  8. Thanks for the smile.

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  9. Oh Boy. I relate to this!

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  10. Thanks Val – just off retreat and looking for pizza!

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  11. hopefully the zen master
    doesn’t send him
    to nirvana 🙂

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  12. hahahaha good one Val, didn’t see it coming! ❤
    Diana xo

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  13. In the Stillness of Willow Hill

    heeheheeheee. Thanks for the chuckle.

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  14. Carol Ferenc

    The Yogi should have known … 🙂

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  15. I first heard it like this: What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” I think your version is more delicious.

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  16. Made me smile Val. I want pizza now.

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  17. A really good one to sleep on 😀

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