* One with Everything

pizza with everything

The Yogi and the Pizza

The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.”

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill.

The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?”

The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”

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39 responses to “* One with Everything

  1. Hahahaha!!! I didn’t see that coming. The one with everything, yes, but not the change part. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂

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