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* One with Everything

pizza with everything

The Yogi and the Pizza

The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.”

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill.

The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?”

The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”

😊

Val T Boyko
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39 responses to “* One with Everything”

  1. Kate Crimmins Avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    I have to remember that one!

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Pizza will never be the same … or expecting change 😉

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  2. soulspeak2013 Avatar
    soulspeak2013

    Reblogged this on At the Table, On my Plate and commented:
    Wonderful pun on truth….thanks Val😀

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  3. soulspeak2013 Avatar
    soulspeak2013

    Wonderful …thanks Val….have a beautiful day creating your way💖

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Thank you for the re-blog! I hope you are having a wonderful day with or without pizza 💛

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  4. Jill Weatherholt Avatar
    Jill Weatherholt

    Love it, Val! 🙂

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Me too Jill! Me too 🍕

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  5. noellevignola Avatar
    noellevignola

    I have salad for lunch. I wish I hadn’t read this post first…. now I want pizza.

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Its good for the soul!

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  6. Healing Grief Avatar
    Healing Grief

    Ha! Loved it Val. It is very true 🙂

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Isn’t though Karen! Glad you enjoyed it. 😊

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  7. nrhatch Avatar
    nrhatch

    Great punch line!

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Glad you liked it Nancy . You are a hard act to follow you know 😉

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  8. Walking My Path: Mindful Wanderings in Nature Avatar
    Walking My Path: Mindful Wanderings in Nature

    Hahahaha!!! I didn’t see that coming. The one with everything, yes, but not the change part. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Glad you got a chuckle Mary!

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  9. Dan Antion Avatar
    Dan Antion

    Thanks for the smile.

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  10. David Kanigan Avatar
    David Kanigan

    Oh Boy. I relate to this!

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Pizza will never be the same again!

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  11. Ian Hamlin Avatar
    Ian Hamlin

    Thanks Val – just off retreat and looking for pizza!

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Perfect Ian! Hope you find the right one for you 😊

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  12. smilecalm Avatar
    smilecalm

    hopefully the zen master
    doesn’t send him
    to nirvana 🙂

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      I imagine they have pineapple toppings there .. right?

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      1. smilecalm Avatar
        smilecalm

        goes without
        saying, Val 🙂

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  13. dianasschwenk Avatar
    dianasschwenk

    hahahaha good one Val, didn’t see it coming! ❤
    Diana xo

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      😆

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  14. In the Stillness of Willow Hill Avatar
    In the Stillness of Willow Hill

    heeheheeheee. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Glad you got a chuckle Tree! 😃

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  15. Eliza Waters Avatar
    Eliza Waters

    😀

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      😆

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  16. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? Avatar
    Kate @ Did That Just Happen?

    😀 hehehehehe.

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    1. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? Avatar
      Kate @ Did That Just Happen?

      And now I’m craving pizza… LOL!

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  17. Carol Ferenc Avatar
    Carol Ferenc

    The Yogi should have known … 🙂

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Perhaps when he enjoys one with everything he will know! Thanks Carol ☺️

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  18. Ann Koplow Avatar
    Ann Koplow

    I first heard it like this: What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” I think your version is more delicious.

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      I’m more of a pizza than a hot dog fan too Ann!

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  19. Minuscule Moments Avatar
    Minuscule Moments

    Made me smile Val. I want pizza now.

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      I don’t blame you … I’ve been thinking about pizza all week with this one, Kate! 😳

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  20. Tiny Avatar
    Tiny

    A really good one to sleep on 😀

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    1. Val Boyko Avatar
      Val Boyko

      Hope you had a one-derful night! xo

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