I love this perspective … and its wisdom from George Carlin.

I want to live my next life backwards:


You start out dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.


You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.


Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.


Then you become a baby, and then…


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then… 


You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


 

Whichever way we live it … it feels so good to lighten up … and appreciate each precious moment 🙂

30 comments on “* Live Life Backwards

  1. lorriebowden's avatar

    Wonderful Val!! I love George Carlin….one of my favorites…he is sorely missed! Enjoy this beautiful day! ❤

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  2. Jewels's avatar

    Hahaha priceless!

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  3. dianasschwenk's avatar

    haha that’s funny Val, thanks for sharing it.
    Diana xo

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  4. phartman12014's avatar

    That is funny! Haha!

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  5. nrhatch's avatar

    Carlin is a genius!

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  6. Don's avatar

    Wonderful Val. Never ever thought of it that way. Brilliant. 🙂

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  7. smilecalm's avatar

    if only possible to experience time
    in its non-linear form!
    remember that benjamin button movie?

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  8. Eric's avatar

    Oft the contrarian, Val, I wonder why people want something other than what they are blessed with in this life. I realize the humor (I like Carlin) and light-heartedness intended, however, accepting and appreciating God-given gifts and a good life finds me right where I am. And the journey is good. 🙂

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    • Val T Boyko's avatar

      Thank you Eric. I hear you … and a wee part of me is also thrilled at looking at life in a completely different way. We take so much for granted as given in our beliefs, culture and experience. Here in the US we call them “rights”. We give them that label and then hold onto it … as if it is ours to begin with. In reality we made up the concept of “rights”….
      I fully appreciate the life I have and have been given. And I am also open to seeing it is a completely different way.
      Appreciating both does not negate one or the other.
      I love George Carlin for opening up an other way of seeing the world!
      And his humor is wicked…
      Val x

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  9. Karen Lang's avatar
    Healing Grief

    Whether we are going backwards, forwards or upside down, we only need to be present where we are right now. Either way, backwards does has some benefits Val!

    Karen

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  10. Barb's avatar

    Sounds perfect. I love George Carlin. Reminds me of the Benjamin Button movie!

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    • Val T Boyko's avatar

      We may not get to choose to live backwards … but we can have fun making things up as we go along!
      Thanks for stopping by Barb.
      Val x

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  11. utesmile's avatar

    Haha good fun… made me laugh! Thanks!

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