Scottish yoga

The remarkable and highly talented Esme from Esme’s Cloud wrote a hilarious post recently called The Anatomy of a Blogger

She wrote a perfect rendition of what this blog is about in the Scots dialect. Here is a wee taste of her naughty genius:

“Yer meddle groond is all aboot steppin’ awa’ from stressful days an’ anxious wee minds, an’ tekin’ time tae pause an’ smell tha porridge oota space an’ feckin’ time, chillin’ ya crabbit bahoochie, ya scunners — yer a long time deid see? Mi sen ah wraights wudz aboot findin’ this place o’ connection, this Hogmanay o’ contentment an’ peace in the haighlands an’ loolands o’ life. I calls it oor Meddle Groond — like the feckin’ wee spot yer stood on that’s nay awa’ tae the left or raight, d’ya ken?”

Thank you for the mention and sharing your remarkable insight and wisdom from your cloud Esme. Lang may your lum reek 💕

For readers out there – Come back to that feckin wee spot yer stood in and find contentment!

Enjoy the bonny loons in their kilts.

Be not small timorous beasties but stand in yer ground … and enjoy every mouthful of yer porridge.

About Val Boyko

Val Boyko is originally from Scotland and came to the United States over 25 years ago. At "Find Your Middle Ground" Val brings together her experience as a life coach, yoga teacher and mentor, to inspire awakening to the light and inspiration within us all. This blog is a place of exploration and discovery as we all explore finding harmony and peace, in the highs and lows of life 💛

35 comments on “Find Yer Middle Groond

  1. Made my day better!!

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  2. Och, mon. I couldna ha stated it nearly sae clearly! 😆

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  3. Oh how I enjoyed this whimsical post today, Val. Loved reading the Scottish version, and laughed really loud at the end of the kilt yoga video. Thanks for bringing brightness to my day, dear friend.

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  4. Thank you Val! So kind of you and that kilted yoga made my day as well, in more ways than seven! Hahahahaha

    – Esme sending love over the sea to Val from upon the Cloud ❤ Xx

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  5. So fun. Weird I read it straight through and totally got it. Got to be in my dna. And a refusal to watch most Hollywood productions for years now. Much prefer the BBC where we get exposed to such things 🤗 also literature, come to think. Aloha! 💕

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  6. That was so clever and funny, once I got used to the dialect/language. Thanks for sharing, Val. 🙂

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  7. Haha this was fun 🙂

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  8. Enjoyed this, Val! 😆

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  9. Absolutely sensational! And you’ve taken Esme Cloud’s gentle ribbing so very well indeed Val — I’m sure I would’ve run off the blogosphere in a fit of pique. Just remind me what a crabbit bahoochie is, would you? H ❤

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  10. an interestingly exotic,
    to me,
    way of expressing 🙂

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  11. Wonderful muse… Nothing beats taking the time to pause to smell the porridge oats.. 🙂 Loved it.. 😀

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  12. Love the bonny loons Val and I’m stepping back to that feckin wee spot I love too. 🙂

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  13. I love this! 😍

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