Tag: humor pause

Lighten Up – gorilla moment

Thought you might enjoy a laugh this morning with this oldie but goodie. ooOoo A zoo acquires, at great expense, a very large female gorilla of a particularly rare species. Right from the outset she is very bad tempered and difficult to handle. The…

Tao of the Jewish Buddha

Originally posted on Creative by Nature:
“Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment  will be the least of your problems.”   Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit…

* Is This a Sign of Old Age?

I was taking the usual drive to my Friday yoga class in Media PA this morning, when I encountered something interesting coming towards me on the road. It was a magnificent specimen, but it definitely wasn’t a sad encounter this time. It looked something…

* LOL moment – Golda

“Don’t be so humble; you are not that great.” ~ Golda Meir, Israeli Prime Minister (1898-1978)   I love this quote on so many levels. Go and find your laugh out loud moment this weekend 🐥

* Lighten Up – death and whisky

The elderly Scottish Laird lay near death and called his faithful manservant to his bedside to hear his final request. “Hamish,” he said, “When I’m gone I want you to take that bottle of single malt Scottish whisky that’s been in the family for…

* Lighten Up … control

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely) 😎  

* Lighten up – man’s best friend

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx  Don’t try this at home … Trust me!

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